This is what ran on the front page of the local “Western Morning News” today.

A picture of a 320lb thresher shark caught by fishermen near Padstow, off the coast of cornwall.

While huge basking sharks regularly can be seen roaming Cornwall’s waters, the sight of this potentially dangerous shark is quite frightening. At least if you’re a surfer.

But hey: I don’t eat them, they don’t eat me. Simple.